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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:00
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you choose sunscreen for oily skin?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...